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At approximately 12.31am, a lizard was murdered. YeesSS! REVENGE!! I was happily chatting, minding my own business when there was a sudden movement on the sofa (in front of me) to my right. My first reaction was to ignore it cos who knows my eyes are playing tricks on me. I mean at this hour?! lol. A few minutes later, the same movement caught my eyes...and this time its no mistake..


I saw it. It was on the sofa. My defence mechanism was to grab whatever was closest to me and hit it!


So I did.


WHACK!

And another few rounds of whacking…(lol ok I am exaggerating, just 4 HARD whacks)

*the tail remained on the sofa’s sheet but its body flew to the table…

If you look closely, you can actually see the skin coming off!

...and what amazing strength I possess!

ROARRR!! You deserve it for pooping all over the house, on my lappy’s touchpad! and also making effing annoying chik chik chik chik all the time (and at the wrong time some more) Gun told me once that they're actually fucking hence the sound. lol!

And NO! Don't give me that "I ated flies and moqueestows and...and.."

Lizard: Pleaseeeee don't kill me. I promise I won't...

So..THERE!!

As you can see this post is way way way past the ETD - Estimated time of death - of the lizard right? Well its coz it ain't dead yet! Bro came down and he saw the lizard on the table and asked if it was real. I told him its fake. He wanted to touch it but quickly withdraw when he saw that THING move!! My whacks, apparently cannot match the thickness of the lizard's skin. Mind you, this lizard is the...translucent kind (there are many types - will get back to that) where you can almost see through its skin!! Lol!! So my natural reflex was to grab the rolled paper (I was holding the mouse) and give it an additional 3 HARD whacks.


Done!


I can sleep in peace now knowing that at least 1 out of.. a few hundredsss of them is down.